Mila Kunis is preggers, which is sad, because everyone wanted to be the one to knock her up. Everything about her is awesome.
Really, though, I’m just realizing how you can never tell a Jewish woman that she has a ‘bun in the oven’. I know it’s just an idiom, but it’s definitely the type of slang that should never be used around Jewish women. In case you haven’t figured it out, Holocaust.
You can say she’s ‘preggers’, ‘knocked up’, ‘drinking for two’ (Is this okay to say if she’s Irish?), or ‘in the family way’ (Is this okay to say if she’s from the South? Or Hassidic?)
At the end of the day the ones with the preggo fetishes always win, so congrats you weirdos!
